Uncanny X-Men #1
The New Revolution
Writer: Brian Michael Bendis
Artist: Chris Bachalo
Inkers: Tim Townsend, Jaime Mendoza, Al Vey
Colorist: Chris Bachalo
Letterer: VC’s Joe Caramagna
20 pages, $3.99
This comic is shit.
OK, that was my original review of Uncanny X-Men #1– which I promptly sent to our usually unflappable column editor, Ian MacMillan. But my 16 character criticism promptly engendered this reply, “Dear Locusmortis, Four words is not a review!”… So I guess I better tell you why this comic is shit.
Beyond this turd’s obvious shitness, the second thought which struck me is the phrase, “You can’t teach an old dog new tricks.” Like the mangy old flea-bitten mongrel he is, Uncanny X-Men writer Brian Michael Bendis is lamely recycling some of his favourite moldy tricks in this new #1 comic. On the very first page, my heart sank when I saw one of Bendis’…
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